Mother nature must have been getting dicked down right because the weather this weekend was so nice, so so nice. It was so nice that I just had to stay outside all day. I was just outside for no reason, just watching cars pass by. The weather had me feeling so good I decided to spark up the grill...on my own. Before I knew it the grill was full of every type of meat we had in the house...and right before I went to rub it down with barbecue sauce, I realized that there was none. Not a single drop in the entire house...
I was pissed...but thank (insert religious figure here), I'm quick on my feet. I decided that there was no need to run to the store, because I was going to make my own BBQ Sauce. Ambitious as shit. I know. I did Google it, but the recipes I found had to many ingredients that we didn't have. Poverty and Laziness breeds genius. I said fuck it, I started grabbing condiments and spices from the cabinets and them them all in a sauce pan.
It took almost an half an hours worth of tweaking but finally I had something that resembles BBQ Sauce. Don't ask me how much of what I used because I don't know. I just sprinkled shit in there until it didn't taste like Ketchup, Soy Sauce, and brown sugar soup.THE END RESULT....
It didn't taste half bad. I won't be waiting on a contact from Food Network anytime soon, but yeah.
mother nature got that good good (that's what I heard),
KD
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