Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Here Comes Peter Cotton Tail...OOOHHH and Jesus

Easter or Resurrection Sunday has to be one of my least favorite holidays, besides Groundhogs day. It's all glitz and glamor and pretending to be happy, and egg hunts, and pastel covered candies. Its gross.

Luckily this year my family is at odds (Its partially because I don't like a majority of them and now subsequently they don't care for me either.) and have decided to have 3 smaller separate family meals instead of one giant one with left overs for weeks.

I really don't care for Holiday dinners anymore. The person that would/could make me excited to attend a holiday function that didn't serve alcohol would be Paula Deen...

I love this woman. The other day I was watching her show and she deep fried a snickers bar, and all I could think was... "This woman is going to hell with a bacon fat thong on."I would let her be my white grandma! Then I would seriously have the sugars (Diabetes)....Wait, I don't have the sugars...working on my fitness twice a day some days but mostly just one.



Is it time for Idol yet,

KD

1 comment:

  1. Recently I finally admitted that I had a crush on Paula Deen. After being ridiculed by friends and family I accepted my fascination with geriatrics and accents, all but Boston accents.

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