Luckily this year my family is at odds (Its partially because I don't like a majority of them and now subsequently they don't care for me either.) and have decided to have 3 smaller separate family meals instead of one giant one with left overs for weeks.
I really don't care for Holiday dinners anymore. The person that would/could make me excited to attend a holiday function that didn't serve alcohol would be Paula Deen...
I love this woman. The other day I was watching her show and she deep fried a snickers bar, and all I could think was... "This woman is going to hell with a bacon fat thong on."I would let her be my white grandma! Then I would seriously have the sugars (Diabetes)....Wait, I don't have the sugars...working on my fitness twice a day some days but mostly just one.Is it time for Idol yet,
KD

Recently I finally admitted that I had a crush on Paula Deen. After being ridiculed by friends and family I accepted my fascination with geriatrics and accents, all but Boston accents.
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