Ok...I know we've only had like 3 warm days but I swear I feel like new person. I'm almost kinda sorta gainfully employed, but a round of applause for almost!!!!
Look how not cynical spring has made me!!!!! You should get some in your system.
I'm so hyped by spring I went for a 3 mile walk in my Chucks. Not a good idea. Chucks are not walking shoes. They are running around errand I wanna be cool and casual shoes. I have two big as blisters on my feet. You won't ever see them. These feet are horrible. I'm working on a transplant. Anyone want to be a donor? No Really???
And...I have a bone to pick with television! Why is it that when I'm ready to bust out of this cave and start living television wants to put on a bunch of fuckery that they know I'm going to watch. This is not fair. And with my working...I'm starting to rethink this whole active member of society thing. I mean as much as I hate it I was kinda getting use to reading and doing nothing all day.
Not really! kinda but really not really.
Speaking of television...I have a new favorite show...
Nothing makes me feel better about life than watching crazy white people. No racist. I mean...its true though. Not saying that black people don't have mental illness but you won't see any of them on TV. I haven't even seen a crack head on intervention and I know 6 of them. It's just stuff we don't talk about. Black people are missing out on the lucrativeness of mental illness. I mean I self-diagnosed myself with depression years ago. I would go on WebMD and find more mental illness I might have but WebMD always gives me cancer and I don't have time to start looking for lumps. Though I don't think I would mind having DID (Dissociative Identity Disorder). I would love to black out and have someone else run the parts of my life to stressful to deal with. I'm good with the clean up anyway. I would have 4 alters.
The first one would be Al. Al would know shit about sports, and cars, and would spit and scratch his balls,because I never scratch my balls in public or in private for that matter. Al is also really laid back. Then their would be Kyle. Kyle is uber conservative and a real life black republican. Then...Arturo...the artsy, vegan, sandal wearing, sensitive, hippie, tree huger. Then, last but not least there would be Mark...Mark is all impulse, no sense of direction, no right, no wrong, just is.
Someone get me my own show. or a book deal. Something anything...I'm not picky...Not that picky.
It's so damn nice outside.
No mirror's in my mama's house,
KD
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