Fuck you Sallie Mae with a rusty nail

Ok this might come off a little racist but right now I really don’t care. Today I called Sallie Mae today to discuss some of my school loan troubles. I already knew there was going to be some bullshit and that I would probably end my phone call cursing out some poor phone counselor about things that neither one of us can control. I did my mandatory 5 to 10 min hold with number prompts and all only to be placed on the telephone with some woman who could have been from some remote Middle eastern country (more than likely India…slum dog millionaire much.) I swear on everything that I love that half the phone call was spent trying to figure out what the hell this lady was talking about. The second half I was just frustrated because this bitch was not trying to hear me just type meaningless shit in to her Bangladeshi computer. Seriously, Sallie Mae, if your dealing with the financial needs of American College students don’t you feel even slightly compelled to have AMERICANS providing service. No offense people of India, but you don’t even understand the American dollar don’t you use Rupee or some shit and you want me to fork over my credit card number, HO SIT DOWN! Right on down. I wanted to hang up so many times just out of pure frustration. I could have asked for a manager but I doubt his/her English was any better. Cheap Labor Sallie Mae bastards you’re the reason the economy and your retarded brother Freddie Mac. Fuck you both. And you whore mother Fannie, can’t forget about that skank.