Don't act like you've never done it...

Who really gives a shit if he smoked weed? I doubt he was blowing tree during the Olympics and no one cared that Former President Bush had it hard for the nose candy. It's not like the caught him ass naked in the middle of the crystal meth lab coming down off a 45 day binge. Fuck, my next door neighbor gets high everyday and he's some sort of bank exec or something really high up, and no one cares. Leave the funny looking swimmer alone, I doubt he really wanted to be a role model for your kids, I bet he just wanted to swim and win a bunch of medals and come back home to America and blow trees with his friends, you know, like a normal 23 year old. People have some nerve, treating this like some huge scandal, Its just weed, probably not even more than a dime sack, I'm just saying. People relax.

Better him than me, because I wouldn't have apologized for shit. I would've went to that news conference and acted a plum fool.

It would have went something like this,

Interviewer: Do you feel like you owe your fans an apology?

Me: Nope.

Interviewer: Millions of little kids look up to you, do you feel as if you owe them some sort of explanation?

Me: Make sure you get quality shit. No seeds. No stems. Only do bongs with really close friends and always carry febreeze and eye drops.

Then I would stand up and walk the fuck out.

....I don't smoke weed, but I don't mind people who do. Some of my best friends are pot heads...not you Michael Phelps.

Mary Jane's a sneaky one,


KD