Dear Santa,

I know that I’ve been pretty good this year, minus those altercations with Ms. Piggy, the bunny face bitch, my family and the new boss, but other than that I’ve been really good. I know I have. So if you could find it in your heart could you please bring me….



I would be greedy and ask for the touch screen but I’m very happy with my service provider, so just this and the cashmere sweater, and a stack of new books. And one more thing…can you fix my credit so I won’t need a co-signer for my school loan????

Please and Thank you,

KD