HO SIT DOWN.

I don’ t know who sings that song, but I really want to bump it from my tape deck old school style.

HO SIT DOWN!
HO SIT DOWN!
HO SIT DOWN!!!!

Oh yeah. This is in reference to the whole Jordin Sparks saving the Jonas Brothers at the VMA’s.

First let me comment on the VMA’s as a whole. THEY SUCKED! Maybe I’m getting old but it just wasnt the same. They were so dry and lack luster. basically like the BET awards with white people.

I mean I’m all for leaving Britney alone, but don’t give that girls awards and fame. You already know she can’t handle it. Its like taking an alcoholic to a bar. You know what’s gonna happen when they start drinking, but you have faith in them for some reason. Anyway she didn’t deserve 3 awards! period.

So now to my real beef with the VMA’s. I’m all for funny British people. I love Tracy Ulman and someone else funny from overseas but that guy they hired just was not cutting it. Except for the Obama shout out and the piss joke. So in the middle of his unfunny joke set he made a slight reference to the Joans Brothers promise rings.



He made fun of virgins! SO WHAT! In that room they were a minority! You always make fun the minority in the room. Its just like white people in a black comedy club. you know the jokes are comin’. Deal with it. It was funny. It was a fuckin joke.

Then Jordin decided to all in a huff and make some bullshit ass statement like “your either a virgin or a whore.” It was way different than that but that was the jist of the entire situation.

1. Who the HELL IS JORDIN SPARKS?

2. Having sex doesn’t make you a slut!

I mean occasionally I like to get frisky, but bitch Im grown. I can do that.

3. No one was talking to you porky!

4. Ho SIT DOWN!

5. You only got nominated for an award cause you made a song with Chris Brown and after those ringtones fade no one will be checking for you.

ha! jordin sparks is the pop version of Sarah Palin.



one more time for the road…



HO SIT DOWN!,



KD