Friday, September 12, 2008

10 Reasons I’m Breaking Up With Lauren Conrad (The Bored and Fat Friday Night Edition)

1. She’s always crying. (nothing worse than a white girl with runny mascara)
2. Everyone on her show out shines her! Even bunny face Audrina.
3. When it matters she’s nothing more than a side kick.
4. She’s lost more friends in 5 years than I’ve lost in my entire life.
5. Lo’s a bitch. She was my favorite on Laguna. Now, she’s just a bitch. A nagging whining bitch, and because your best friends a bitch we have beef.
6. She finally found someone who wasn’t a coked out cheater and she dumps them. That should be reason number one. But it’s not just LC it’s all girls. (Yes I went there!)
7. As much as I hate Heidi, she’s starting to become a tad bit cuter. She still looks a little touched but she is giving LC a run for her money. And you never let the enemy out shine you. Especially when everyone is rooting for you.
8. Her age is starting to show on her face. You’re only in your early 20’s, why do you have wrinkles? Why haven’t you got botoxed up??
9. It’s Friday.
10. This may be the last season of The Hills. L Now what am I going to watch on Monday’s?



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